Flirtatious Popeye

MORNING OF JUNE 1, 2010

I was in a store looking at a rack of character T-shirts. One of them featured artwork of an older model computer, perhaps from the 1990's (monitor, keyboard, mouse, etc.). Popeye was on the monitor, sort of bursting forth from the screen toward the viewer. He was posed in a very feminine, sexy, "come hither" sort of pose. He was winking, though I don't know how I knew he was winking given he's permanently squinting. The caption beneath the art said, in cursive font, "Did somebody say, 'Private Chatroom'?"

I laughed and laughed. I woke up. I realized, once again, that my subconscious has problems.